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My name is Ellen WHAT'S IT TO YOU Hey wait just kidding I'm really nice talk to me

Adorable header artwork on mobile - milinerred (Sam Sam)

iOS ‘95

iOS ‘95

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a team in last year’s robotics class forgot to comment out a line of joke code so during the final their robot completed the assigned task in autonomous mode, stopped directly in front of the professor, printed “HEADED HOME, MOTHERFUCKERS” to its LCD, and drove back to base

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What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

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Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.


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I’ve had my icon for ages and feel the winds of change stirring…but then I <3 emuchiha you feel
What do

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when you’re buying something and the cashier gives you change and people are waiting in line behind you and slowly moving forward and you’re trying to cram your change in your wallet and get out of the way as fast as you can that shit is horrifying and traumatic

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omG my lizard went on my laptop wen i was gonE!!


your lizard types fast


too fast

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my room isn’t messy it’s grunge

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The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place

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You can literally just smell the Reddit on some boys

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