— Here There Be Puns —

My name is Ellen WHAT'S IT TO YOU Hey wait just kidding I'm really nice talk to me

Adorable header artwork on mobile - milinerred (Sam Sam)

flashakaviolet:

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

Get out

Posted 7 hours ago // 59,790 notes (via the-fault-in-our-unicorns , org. ugly )

tattoosarecute:

preparetobemildlyentertained:

lalalacoco:

so guys i was trying to cheer someone up with harry potter memes and i found some really good ones

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like seriously

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look at these

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i feel like i just relived 2008

The fresh prince of bel air one got me

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Dan Howell:*exists*
me:thank you

coelasquid:

yes, this is exactly what I needed right now.

(Source: yeffyaboyuice)

Posted 16 hours ago // 111,838 notes (via carry-on-my-wayward-butt , org. yeffyaboyuice )

andythanfiction:

kateordie:

This scene was perfect

That time James Bond replied to homoerotic taunting not with some macho no homo bullshit, but by calmly implying he was bisexual anyway and somehow did not suddenly cease to be awesome but instead roughly doubled in awesome points.

(Source: robertdeniro)

Posted 17 hours ago // 114,700 notes (via 499daysofsassy , org. robertdeniro )

ruinedchildhood:

me as a teacher

Posted 17 hours ago // 117,578 notes (via 499daysofsassy , org. ruinedchildhood )

bearsnbeetsnbattlestargalactica:

This was seriously the best prank

Posted 20 hours ago // 439,873 notes (via i-am-mishafuckingcollins , org. tastefullyoffensive )

Girls don’t want boys, girls want high-speed internet and dragons

(Source: fermatas-theorem)

Posted 20 hours ago // 124,605 notes (via i-am-mishafuckingcollins , org. fermatas-theorem )

witchchad:

mildlyautisticsuperdetective:

witchchad:

ways to get me into bed 

1. have curly hair

2. wear a crown

thats it after that im so yours

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HO L YSH IT

Posted 20 hours ago // 45,874 notes (via sailorsasuke , org. witchchad )
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