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awesomephilia:

This puppy’s smile might break the internet (via)

awesomephilia:

This puppy’s smile might break the internet (via)

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nae-rekcut:

chelseaskyeb:

unlockaflockofwords:

sailoreverything:

nerdtentakel:

camiekahle:

fieto:

historyandlions:

There you go, all the anons who tell people to go and kill themselves. It’s pretty easy to find out your identity.

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SNAP

THIS NEEDS TO BE SPREAD, SO THIS BULLSHIT FINALLY STOPS

I thought this was important to pass along to all of you even though it is not Sailor Moon related. I hope this is helpful information for you all!!!

wish I knew about this earlier

Obama Aproves. 

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dragonlordoferebor:

destielydia:

colinmorgasms:

Superwhomerlock AU

The day the angels fell.

asked by anon.

this is the best post ever okay

oh shit this is brilliant  

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soulsukkur:

Everyone should fear the Homestucks.

soulsukkur:

Everyone should fear the Homestucks.

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  • Period: You want cookies
  • Period: You want to fuck
  • Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
  • Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
  • Period: Kill them.
  • Period: Kill them too.
  • Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
  • Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
  • Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
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the-changlorious-bastards:

get-in-my-tardis:

TEXTS FROM CAS

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well that escalated quickly

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nightlifemingus:

3words-to-remember:

nightlifemingus:

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. 
but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

I am so confused. Like is this the wrong gif paired with the text? or are you analyzing it as a sex gif or what i dont know.

it’s a joke. the joke is that there is an incongruity between the text, which is an actual description of a sex gif i have copied and pasted, and the actual image. the juxtaposition is humorous because it is unexpected and ridiculous; not only for the obvious lack of sex between pooh and his target, but also because of lines such as “[…] how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough.” this example is in direct opposition with the action of the .gif: pooh and the man are in the beginnings of a physical altercation, there is no intimacy here. they are looking at each other with fear on one end and aggression on the other, and if they were to be able to get “close enough,” it would lead pooh to strike this man with the bat. i hope this helps and that you are able to laugh at my joke. please laugh at my jokes.

nightlifemingus:

3words-to-remember:

nightlifemingus:

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. 

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

I am so confused. Like is this the wrong gif paired with the text? or are you analyzing it as a sex gif or what i dont know.

it’s a joke. the joke is that there is an incongruity between the text, which is an actual description of a sex gif i have copied and pasted, and the actual image. the juxtaposition is humorous because it is unexpected and ridiculous; not only for the obvious lack of sex between pooh and his target, but also because of lines such as “[…] how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough.” this example is in direct opposition with the action of the .gif: pooh and the man are in the beginnings of a physical altercation, there is no intimacy here. they are looking at each other with fear on one end and aggression on the other, and if they were to be able to get “close enough,” it would lead pooh to strike this man with the bat. i hope this helps and that you are able to laugh at my joke. please laugh at my jokes.

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godomischief:

loki-forever:

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No fuck that

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

justxlosersxlikexme:

So here’s the plan, we give all the angels Redbull

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katherlne:

notoriousmks:

katherlne:

katherlne:

“you have van gogh’s ear for music” hahaha follow for more nineteenth century post impressionist-painter burns

I just got a sudden wave of new followers I really hope you guys aren’t expecting more nineteenth century post impressionist-painter burns

i’ll pay monet for them

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